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    • sania
      • 2022/08/20
      The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
      Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

    • sania
      • 2022/08/20
      A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
      The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
      The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

    • sania
      • 2022/08/20

      Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
      Student: I is the...
      Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
      Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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    • sania
      • 2022/08/20

      Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
      Maria: This is it.
      Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
      Class: Maria did.

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    • sania
      • 2022/08/20

      A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to the neighborhood where he lived. When he gets there he cannot recognize the place. Everything has changed a lot. The places he used to visit have all disappeared. Even the pub has disappeared. He is very tired and would like to have something to eat. He goes into a small café and has a coffee and a sandwich. When he takes out his wallet he finds a shoemaker ticket in it. He then remembers that the last thing he had done before being arrested was to take a pair of shoes to the shoemaker's. He decides to go there and try. What a wonderful thing! The shoemaker is still at the same place. He gets into the shop and tells the shoemaker that about twenty years before he had left him a pair of shoes to have them repaired. The shoemaker has a look at the ticket and says: "O.K. Come back tomorrow. They will be ready then." Some things never change.

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    • sania
      • 2022/08/20

      James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny.
      "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?"

      "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see."

      "The Weather forecast?"

      "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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    • sania
      • 2022/08/20

      A: Why are all those people running?
      B: They are running a race to get a cup.
      A: Who will get the cup?
      B: The person who wins.
      A: Then why are all the others running?

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    • sania
      • 2022/08/20

      The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
      The student: I walk. You walk ....
      The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
      The student: I run. You run ...

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    • sania
      • 2022/08/19

      Sandy’s mum has four kids; North, West, East. What is the name of the fourth child?





      Sandy, obviously!

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    • sania
      • 2022/08/19
      Why are snails slow?
      Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

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